McCain Song

You may recall a fellow named John McCain. He ran for President not too long ago. Here is a song about him. If the composer of the melody objects to my using it, tell him, "The song is your song, the song is my song..."

Muh-Cain is bound for glory, Muh-Cain...
Muh-Cain is bound for glory, Muh-Cai-ai-ain...
Muh-Cain is bound for glory,
But listen to the rest o' the story,
Muh-Cain is bound for glory, Muh-Cain...

Muh-Cain says he's no liberal, Muh-Cain...
Muh-Cain says he's no liberal, Muh-Cai-ai-ain...
Muh-Cain says he's no liberal,
Lookin' like a great big fib, well,
Muh-Cain says he's no liberal, Muh-Cain...

Muh-Cain don't like right wingers, Muh-Cain...
Muh-Cain don't like right wingers, Muh-Cai-ai-ain...
Muh-Cain don't like right wingers,
Just Democrat Kum-BAY-ya singers,
Muh-Cain don't like right wingers, Muh-Cain...

Vote for him, then take a shower, Muh-Cain...
Vote for him, then take a shower, Muh-Cai-ai-ain...
Vote for him, then take a shower,
Wash up for at least an hour,
Vote for him, then take a shower, Muh-Cain...

Will he win, I hope that he will, Muh-Cain...
Will he win, I hope that he will, Muh-Cai-ai-ain...
Will he win, I hope that he will,
No doubt he's the lesser evil,